I'm still waiting on when she can come over, 'cause that might dictate in what order I can see all five of them, and when. But even though it's kind of a pain in the ass, and it'll cost me some money, I want to do this. Because I feel as though once my parents come back, sexy time is over.
United States Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8: "No Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State."
Thursday, March 2, 2023
Lining Up My, Uh, Sex Workers
Don't know if I can call them hoes, even though, by God, I want to. Anyway, with a month ... actually four weeks left until I can't bring my, uh, sex workers over to the house, I'm trying to line them up in such a way where I get sexy time with them about once a week. I have two in mind I would like to bring in, *****a and **y. There is also ********a, who has promised to massage me while I'm naked while around St. Patrick's Day. I would like to go to My Favorite Stripclub (Cover Version) to see my All-Time Favorite; it would feel weird to see her with my parents in town. Finally, even though I can't guarantee I'll get anything with ****e*, I finally was able to ask her to come over and clean the house.
Labels:
pain in the ass,
parents,
record-keeping,
sexual activity,
strip clubs,
strippers,
time,
waiting
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