Wednesday, November 20, 2013

No, I Don't Have A Porn Problem

Yesterday, after battling through a bad, long day (I'll blog about it next) I logged onto VEF.  I knew it had been some time since I've been on there, and it was: Almost 13 days.

It's been off-and-on like that for the past few months, ever since I started this billing job.  Haven't had time to go on there, so whenever I finally have the time and urge and I remind myself, "Hey, haven't been on VEF in a while!" I'm shocked that's been ten days, two weeks since I've been on there.

Therefore, to me, I don't have a porn problem.  If I were an addict, I'd take every waking chance I could to find it and jerk off to it.  Right now, though, I have so many things on my plate that masturbation is the furthest thing from my mind.  No, that's a lie: It's one of the furthest things on my mind.

Shit, when I hit the towel to rub one out after going on VEF I also didn't remember the last time I did that.  See, I'm totally not addicted to porn!

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