Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Fuck You, Parents

Too tired to think about this too much, but let me say this: I was a fucking question.  And I don't you fucking people to laugh about this shit and then hang up.  And when I immediately call back, I want a real, honest-to-God answer, and I sure as fuck don't want to hear either of you fuckers chortle about some made-up amount of money I need to pay you back for getting my tires changed.  Take the money, by the way, Mother -- keep it as your Mother's Day present.  Get yourself something nice, fucker.

Oh, and through all this shit mess you put me through I lost of the Starbucks cards you gave me, Mother.  Goddammit -- if I could've just done this myself I would still have both.  Fuck you.  Fuck both of you.

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