Do Eggs Smell Like Farts?

So even though it is his alleged "birthday" and therefore he shouldn't do anything, he made eggs for all of us for lunch.  And I haven't had eggs in a while, so I forgot that eggs smell like farts.  Or maybe eggs don't, or at least eggs that haven't expired don't, and therefore we just ate expired eggs, which is very possible because my parents stupidly buy all food in bulk, including perishables.

Well, I don't plan on going outside today.  If I have to shit, I've got the bathroom right there.