Hottest Babe Of The Hooters Calendar: May

For a month with big pictures but fewer women -- ten in all -- the pickings still are low quality-wise.  I can pick out four, however, and the chick in first place is an earned, bona fide first, especially since she heralds the future.

In fourth place is Jeriah, of North Charleston, S.C.  She's almost posing straight at you, and she doesn't smile nor frown but, uh, express herself neutrally.  She has her right hand on her hip and her left arm is up to her left bikini strap.  The more I look at it, the less impressed I am with the photo.  However, she has a good enough body, and I like the purple maze-like pattern on her lavender two-piece bikini.  Moreover, she doesn't have her arms in front of her (well, mostly in front of her), and I can't say that about most of the women in this month.  Good enough for me to rank her.

Third and second are tight, but in the end I'll give third place to Shayna, from Coast Mesa, Calif.  She's got a thick upper body with nice boobs, her blue bikini top has cross straps, and her left hair seems to be playing with her long, blonde hair.  And she actually has a smirk, too.  Wish she could turn her body more toward the camera, however.

In second place is Bri, out of Schaumburg, Ill.  She sports a black-and-lime green two-piece, and her Black skin sets off strikingly against it.  She's got tight abs and long, black hair.  And she's smiling!  And her arms aren't in front of her body!!  And she's completely facing the camera, too!!!  The more I look at it, the more impressed I am with the photo.

Finally, the top girl for May is Fort Worth's own Morgan.  I'm going to point out the negatives first, but she's still first, so bear with me.  She is sideways facing the camera, maybe a degree or two further than that.  Her neck is turned toward the camera, of course, but she is not smiling at all.  She's wearing a two-piece bikini that shows off her stomach, but you can't see because her side is facing us and it's obscured by her left arm.  Finally, her orange top is a full one: Her cleavage and arms are fully covered.  But what is not covered is, like, 70-5% of her ass.  Yes, the great thing about turning your body away from the camera is that you turn your ass toward it.  And while it's not a thong, you can clearly see that her bikini bottom isn't that much of a bottom.  You can see a lot of her ass -- and Morgan has a nice ass, too!  Best of all, I have snuck-read the following months ... there will be more Hooters waitresses showing ass, and showing more of their asses, too!!!  Woo-hoo!!!

So congratulations to Morgan and all the women representing in May.  And, yes, I will jerk off to all these fine women in due time!