Hottest Babes In The Hooters Calendar: June

So June 2021 marks a new beginning, if not a sea change, if not a titanic decision marking a brave new direction for the Hooters Calendar.  Because there are not one, not two, but three Hooters waitresses clearly showing their bare asses in their photos.  Sure, you may ask, they're just asses, who cares?  Well, first of all, I consider showing your ass while wearing what is supposedly a bathing suit nudity.  Apparently it's in style now, but whenever I go to the beach and see a woman with more than, like, 25% of her ass uncovered, well, I start to get urges.  (Thank God I haven't seen a teenager doing the same thing.  Is that in style for girls that age?  If so, ew!)  But if we take it from the perspective of people who are too cool for school, who are not shocked at all by babes baring more than they would in civil society, and feel free to look down upon people who are shocked, then you have to look at it from the history of the Hooters calendar.  For all the bare skin that has been shown throughout the calendar's history, bikini bottoms have remained fully covering.  Not anymore.  One has to acknowledge the decisive change that stems from showin' ass in such a venue.

And in case you can't tell, I love it!  The more nudity, the better.  What I would not blink twice at in, say, OnlyFans will have my utmost attention in the Hooters calendar because I haven't seen it before there.  And until I get bored with it (and who knows when that will be), I will automatically put the Hooters babes who do show ass at the top of the list.

First, though, there are some delectable hotties who don't flash ass, and they deserve recognition here.  There are 14 total for June, and I have to note that overall, even without the ass, this was a very, very good month for hot women.  I will point out four, in no particular order: The Main Girl, Gianna out of Boca Raton, Fla., with her blue eyes, long, dark hair and left bikini strap that seductively has fallen off her shoulder; Jimi out of Loveland, Colo., a classic blonde in an orange bikini who looks a lot beefier and stronger than your usual Hooters waitress (not that there's anything wrong with that); Alyssa out of Dayton, Ohio, posed fully straight ahead and having that sexy vertical ridge going from the base of her cleavage, through her abs and to her belly button; and Angelina, hailing from Tucson, Ariz., also standing right in front of you, her short stature and cute features weaving a spell on you.

And now to the three showin' ass.  I'm giving third place to Sidney, out of Louisville.  She's showing about 80% of her ass out of her blue two-piece, but there's something about the pout she makes with her admittedly huge lips that seems kind of off.  Second place goes to Samantha, representing Las Cruces, N. M.  She's actually wearing a Hooters knockoff football jersey.  As concealing as that is, that only accentuates the skin she is showing -- namely her ass, maybe more than 80% of it, also sticking out of a blue bikini bottom.  Her ass, though -- fuck yeah I'd kiss it, lick, lick that asshole and then try and fuck that ass.  It's that good.

But I have to give first place to Brittany, from Mesa, Ariz.  She's on her belly, and you see her with her right side toward the camera (so if you're looking at the photo, her face is on the right side of the picture).  You don't have a good look at her ass, but you can tell she's sporting a lot of her nice, bubbly ass -- at least 85%, but probably more like 90%.  Plus, she's a redhead, and the green two-piece bikini is a perfect complement.  So what if she's not smiling -- goddamn, she's the perfect fucking package!!!

I'm so fucking looking forward to jacking off to this month!!!