So my parents are home, and frankly, I can't wait for them to leave again.  But by Mother asking me to keep my colonoscopy date for next week instead of one at a clinic closer to us for the Independence holiday, I think they want to leave quickly, too.  And that makes me sad because I do like having them around.  They feed me, they pay for my food, and yeah, it's nice to have my folks around as long as they're in good health and good spirits.  So I feel guilty for wanting this whole big, cavernous house to myself.  And then watch me change my mind on this, and them, this time tomorrow.