Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: March 2024

From what little I've been able to let the month wash over me (last month was the month where both my parents finally came home), March '24 is average to below-average overall.  I can point out and commend five girls, and the top one is first due to, uh, "that" technicality.

In fifth place is Gracie, from Weston, Fla.  Long and straight blonde hair with a blue two-piece bikini that's bordered in light blue.  She's cute and has a slim body, and she's tugging at the front of her bikini top like she's about to take it off.  That in a sense is a bother because she's obscuring her abs, but I am a sucker for acting as though she is going to go topless.

For that same hand tug, fourth place goes to Sophia, hailing from Mason, Ohio.  She has light and wavy blonde hair and is wearing a white two-piece that's bordered in baby blue.  In fact, Sophia's pose is pretty much the same as Gracie's.  I guess I'm putting Sophia in front of Gracie because Sophia is The Main Girl for the month.

In third place is Jazzlyn, out of Trussville, Ala.  Don't see too many Hooters waitresses with pure black hair, but Jazzlyn's got it -- it's long and straight, too.  She's sporting an orange two-piece bikini that's bordered in ... turquoise?  White with an extremely faint blue?  She has her arms away from her body -- they're held against the door frame she's posing under, thus showing off her body.  That is the only detriment, however: She is on the skinny/rail thin side.  Otherwise, the pose is fantastic.

In second place is Julia, of Garland, Tex.  Short-ish straight red hair, wearing an orange-pattered two-piece.  Julia also has her arms pretty much by her side, showing off her voluptuous body.  And she's smiling too, giving off the impression that she's down for some fun!

Finally, taking the top spot is Monet, hailing from Yuma, Ariz.  Very long, wavy black or dark brown hair, wearing a gray fabric two-piece bikini.  She is posing to the side, but she flicks out her ass.  She ain't showing much -- it might be 10% more than the modest bikini bottoms you will usually see -- but that is the technicality that I am referring to.  If any Hooters girl is showin' ass, regardless of the amount, she zooms to first place.

So congratulations to Monet and all the other superlative women for the month.  I have already masturbated to March 2024, but I will do so again right now.