Nightmare (Don't Pee On Me)

Went out to a speakeasy to eat and drink last night, came home, promptly went to bed.  Have been up since around 7 a.m. or so.

All I remember are nightmares where, on three occasions, I think I saw someone piss.  The last, uh, encounter is the one I remember the most details about, probably because I realized this was a nightmare and I woke up soon thereafter.  I was walking in a bathroom and came upon some guy from behind.  He was arching his back and, after seeing around him, I saw him attempting to pee into a urinal from, oh, ten or 15 yards away.  And then I felt the sensation of piss hitting my face.  And I think I either thought or said, "Don't piss on me!"  And I woke up soon after that.

I don't want to fully analyze what I think that means.  But I will say this: I absolutely do not want any male to urinate on me.  OK?