We're About To Make A Bigoted, Sexist Nincompoop Of A Snake Oil Salesman The President Of The United States

Gotta hand it to the racist opportunists with the Donald Trump campaign.  Pundits said he needed to pull an inside straight, and by God, he pulled an inside straight.

There is a deep undercurrent of stupidity, hate and evil in this country.  Hillary Clinton, a woman who was poised to make history but will now have her destiny taken out from under her for good, was done in by a toxic brew few could imagine coming together:

• Millennials, still idealists, thinking they can vote for third parties without any consequences;
• Suburban women who heard every perverted thing Trump said and was like, "Kewl!"  I'm going to start grabbing every one of their pussies because, hey, it seems like they like that shit!;
• People who heard every disgusting lie about Clinton so often that they thought it was the truth.  The Republican long game finally bears fruit tonight.

But really, this election (not just presidential but both houses of Congress, which tonight also flipped red -- my God, the fucking hatemongers are going to have the run of the country) turned into The Revenge Of The White Man.  They see their country getting less white, they see more women in positions of power, and they got all freaked out.  And so they hear this reality TV scam artist telling them everything they want to hear -- who knows if he's bullshitting or not?  Who cares? -- and they say, "Fuck yeah!  We'll be back in power now!!  Let's get them coloreds!!!"  The majority of Americans gave into their fear and their hate, and now they run the goddamn country.

So now they have the power to make demands, to pass laws ... to ask questions, all kinds of questions that shouldn't have to be asked in a free society.  And tomorrow, if I remember to, the first thing I'll do is dash out of my house to make sure no racist asshole spray-painted "Trump" on our garage door.

Oh, and by the way, we'll have a plagiarizer who worked illegally in the United States as First Lady.  Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

"Every nation gets the government it deserves." -Joseph de Maistre

"And if we want hell, then hell's what we'll have." -Jack Johnson, "Cookie Jar"