Shittin' Pellets

For the past ... oh, two weeks, maybe, I've been poopin' pebbles.  I sit down on the throne, I wait for nature to call, and then I hear these soprano-spanning "plop-plops."  I don't know what I've been eating that contributes to that.  I think I'm still healthy -- besides being overweight -- but I don't know what I've been eating and/or drinking lately that results in such measly defecation.  It's annoying, but unless it goes on for much longer or it starts to get me real bloated, I guess I'm gonna have to, you know, let nature take its course.