Where I Become A Hypochondriac

It was over the weekend where I looked at my News app on my phone and saw the headline blurb from some publication that said something like, "hip pain is an overlooked sign that you have heart trouble."  I have been having bad left hip pain for some time now.  Thought it was just a knot; that's why I brought ******a over to massage it (and, well, to be naked in front of her).  Also, you know, my left eye twitches from time to time.  Are both of those signs that my heart is, gulp, failing me?  Maybe I should look into that.