I No Longer Shit Green Shit

Yeah, I know you've been waiting with bated breath about the change in color of my feculent.  Well, it's all normal now.  When the minivan broke down Saturday afternoon and the anxiety that welled up in me compelled me to evacuate my bowels (which I did in a bathroom on the St. Thomas campus, and thank goodness there was a building on campu open), my stool was back to its normal color, of red.  No, I'm kidding, it's the color of poop.  So whether it was diarrhea or an excess of iron or something else, it appears now to be out of my system.  Phew!