Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: December 2023

A pretty good ending to last year's Hooters calendar.  I only point out four of the dozen that appear for the month, but the four are so good, I think on the whole this is better than average.  Here are the four, in ascending order:

In fourth place is Marissa, of Gainesville, Fla.  The pose is what I want to see from a Hooters waitress: Standing straight at the camera, no arms or props blocking our view of her body.  She has long, dark blonde hair and is wearing a tiger-printed two-piece bikini.  Her boobs seem to be big.  Not, like, large, but you can see her bikini top pressing her breasts like pancakes, so "big" in that sense.  The only, and I mean only, drawback against her is that she looks a bit young.  I know she has to be an adult, but she is young-looking.  That might be a good thing to some other people.

In third place is Las Vegas' Shania.  Long blond hair with dark roots; her hair cascades over her right breast, covered by a blue two-piece.  I dismissed her at first, but then the subtly great parts of this photograph came to the fore.  She did her shoot in a forest, which is different in a good way.  Moreover, she's got some wild and crazy tattoos (can't see what they are) on her right side and her bikini area.  That is fucking hot, especially for a Hooters waitress.  Rarely do you see tattoos in this calendar.

In second place is Brittany, from Mesa, Ariz.  Sporting a yellow two-piece bikini, the best thing about her is her cascading red hair.  I'm a sucker for a redhead.  Oh, and her big (and probably fake) tits are nice, too.

Finally, in first place is The Main Girl, Lindsey, hailing from Merrillville, Ind.  Long blonde hair, she is wearing an orange-and-blue-halved two-piece.  She's also wearing that ... thing that's like a shirt, except that only the sleeves and the very top portion around her neck is there.  Wearing it, it looks like she is lifting up a shirt to reveal her bikini top.  That's an illusion that I love.  Oh, and she's got piercing blue eyes as well.  Plus, there's an underdog status to her -- both as a Hooters girl from Merrillville, Ind. (which is part of the sprawling Chicagoland metroplex) and as a Main Girl; to me, the best picture for a month usually isn't from the woman with the biggest picture that month, so in a sense, this is an upset.

So congratulations to Lindsey and all the aforementioned Hooters waitresses for finishing out 2023 in style.  No worries -- I already touched myself to all of ya!!!!