So my team lost last night and the only thing that can heal me is thinking how strippers always say I have a big dick and so I wake up with a raging hard-on and I am trying to look at porn right now.  But I'm scared of getting caught, so I am using a VPN, but it doesn't work because to look at pictures and video requires a plug-in that only works if you're giving out personal information.  If a VPN doesn't work for porn, shit, why have a VPN?

This is frustrating.