Sunday, May 17, 2020

Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: April

Very underwhelming month.  It may just be my mood right now.  But nearly all of the dozen women for the month are either covering up their bodies (with either one-piece swimsuits or their arms) or they're posed in a side profile that, taken together, is very frustrating for me.

I am struggling to find five shots I like, but here goes.  In fifth is Keely, from Fairview Heights, Ill.  She is posed coming out of what looks like a jacuzzi, but her left arm is blocking a part of her cute stomach, and the darkness from being posed away from the light obscures the rest of it.  She's on here only because I might be able to get her signature in October ... if I feel really, really secure on the flight I booked to St. Louis.

Fourth is Christa, out of Harlingen, Tex.  She's side profile and touching elbow and ass next to a tree, and her top (blue with white border) covers her sternum.  But her photograph is one of the few where the model's arms are not in front of her abs.  Third is the main girl, Mackenzie, out of Daytona Beach, Fla.  She is wearing a purple one-piece, but it's one of those with a V-neckline that plunges between her cleavage and down almost to her belly button.  Also, she has long, dark hair and striking dark eyes.  Second place goes to Jerika, out of Hialeah, Fla.  Like Mackenzie, Jerika also has dark, long hair and dark eyes, and is also wearing a plunging V-neck one-piece swimsuit.  But that swimsuit is black and has a complicated white lace pattern on it.  I have never seen a swimsuit that ornate on a Hooters girl in the calendar, and that's a good thing.

However, the big winner is Karlie, out of Sarasota, Fla.  She's posing with a running shower to her right; the photographer is making her cup her hands to lazily cup the water, so her left hand and arm is in front of her hot body.  But this long-haired blonde (with dark roots) is wearing a yellow two-piece bikini, and well, she's got a gigantic set of tits.  Yes, mostly for that reason, Karlie wins.

And yes, I will eventually masturbate to all of these fine young women.

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