So yesterday I did. I bit the bullet. I had sex with someone.
I know I shouldn't do that. In fact, this technically isn't legal under the current stay-at-home order. But you can leave in order to "take care" of family members and friends. And you know, I sometimes think ****e wants sex as much if not more than I do, so if that was the case this time around, you goddamn right I took care of her!
Really though, I just couldn't help it any longer. I needed some human contact. I needed someone to touch me. And boy, did ****e deliver yesterday.
So I didn't go to work yesterday/Wednesday and, after getting breakfast from Chick-Fil-A, going to the bank to get a money order (bad idea) and going to the park to find an outlet (long story, might talk about it later), I went over to ****e's house. Eating Chick-Fil-A was probably a bad idea because she usually cooks me something to eat, and this time around she gave me a feast: Chicken, Moroccan salad and toast. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to eat it all (let alone down the bottle of Bud), but I did.
In the meantime I sat on her recliner and watched (or at least tried; I think it ran into technical difficulties) Stephanie Miller and (technical difficulty-free) Thom Hartmann on Free Speech TV, something I have never done before. I wanted to look something up, so I asked ****e if she had wi-fi at her place. She didn't know the password, but (and I think she misinterpreted what I said) she pointed out that the satellite system had YouTube. I wanted to look up nearby parks, but I used the occasion to look up porn, specifically Jayne Mansfield in Promises, Promises! the first time a modern movie had female nudity in it. (I was thinking about it the night before, don't know why.) I had seen one nude scene before, but the YouTube clip I brought up had that and two other scenes where she is naked. Because of that and what was about to come, I reclined on that chair, took out my dick, and starting wanking myself a bit. ****e may have seen me do it once.
Got done eating. Retreating to the bedroom. Stripped her. The last time we fucked, ****e didn't seem all that into me. This time, she was. And she did something she rarely does: While I was behind her and completely clothed, she (naked) reached behind her and started groping my dick, which was completely sheathed in my porno pants. "Oh, you're so big!" she said over and over, and I still don't quite believe my cock is that big, even though (humblebrag) she's not the first one to say that!
She stripped me upon my request, grabbed my main vein a couple more times, then we went onto her bed, where, in another act she doesn't do often, she willfully sucked my dick. She doesn't go deep, but anytime a women gives you a blowjob without asking, you have a keeper. Finally we did the deed in our usual position: "Victory" style, sort of, with her splaying out her legs while I entered her. Her hands alternated between keeping her legs apart and pushing my ass towards her. I did not use a condom -- of course! -- but I pulled out way before I orgasmed. I came all over her stomach, per usual.
A few hours later I was ready to leave, but I had to be a pervert one last time. I went out to the living room, where she was, and I took myself out of my open fly right in front of her. ****e knew instinctively to start giving me a handjob and, after a bit said, "You want to do it a second time?" to which I replied, "Fuck yeah!" (Well, I just said, "Yeah.") And so we dashed back into the bedroom, we ripped each other's clothes off, and we went straight to sex. I thought I was going to cum twice, but in my old age my penis' reaction to friction is a false alarm; the second time I just had to finish myself off on her stomach, but I was lucky to do that. After that I got dressed, gave her $120 (a two-for-one!), changed back into my upstanding clothes, and off I went.
My left hip is a little shaky after all that thrusting, but other than that, I feel like a man again!
And let's hope I didn't catch the coronavirus from her!
I know I shouldn't do that. In fact, this technically isn't legal under the current stay-at-home order. But you can leave in order to "take care" of family members and friends. And you know, I sometimes think ****e wants sex as much if not more than I do, so if that was the case this time around, you goddamn right I took care of her!
Really though, I just couldn't help it any longer. I needed some human contact. I needed someone to touch me. And boy, did ****e deliver yesterday.
So I didn't go to work yesterday/Wednesday and, after getting breakfast from Chick-Fil-A, going to the bank to get a money order (bad idea) and going to the park to find an outlet (long story, might talk about it later), I went over to ****e's house. Eating Chick-Fil-A was probably a bad idea because she usually cooks me something to eat, and this time around she gave me a feast: Chicken, Moroccan salad and toast. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to eat it all (let alone down the bottle of Bud), but I did.
In the meantime I sat on her recliner and watched (or at least tried; I think it ran into technical difficulties) Stephanie Miller and (technical difficulty-free) Thom Hartmann on Free Speech TV, something I have never done before. I wanted to look something up, so I asked ****e if she had wi-fi at her place. She didn't know the password, but (and I think she misinterpreted what I said) she pointed out that the satellite system had YouTube. I wanted to look up nearby parks, but I used the occasion to look up porn, specifically Jayne Mansfield in Promises, Promises! the first time a modern movie had female nudity in it. (I was thinking about it the night before, don't know why.) I had seen one nude scene before, but the YouTube clip I brought up had that and two other scenes where she is naked. Because of that and what was about to come, I reclined on that chair, took out my dick, and starting wanking myself a bit. ****e may have seen me do it once.
Got done eating. Retreating to the bedroom. Stripped her. The last time we fucked, ****e didn't seem all that into me. This time, she was. And she did something she rarely does: While I was behind her and completely clothed, she (naked) reached behind her and started groping my dick, which was completely sheathed in my porno pants. "Oh, you're so big!" she said over and over, and I still don't quite believe my cock is that big, even though (humblebrag) she's not the first one to say that!
She stripped me upon my request, grabbed my main vein a couple more times, then we went onto her bed, where, in another act she doesn't do often, she willfully sucked my dick. She doesn't go deep, but anytime a women gives you a blowjob without asking, you have a keeper. Finally we did the deed in our usual position: "Victory" style, sort of, with her splaying out her legs while I entered her. Her hands alternated between keeping her legs apart and pushing my ass towards her. I did not use a condom -- of course! -- but I pulled out way before I orgasmed. I came all over her stomach, per usual.
A few hours later I was ready to leave, but I had to be a pervert one last time. I went out to the living room, where she was, and I took myself out of my open fly right in front of her. ****e knew instinctively to start giving me a handjob and, after a bit said, "You want to do it a second time?" to which I replied, "Fuck yeah!" (Well, I just said, "Yeah.") And so we dashed back into the bedroom, we ripped each other's clothes off, and we went straight to sex. I thought I was going to cum twice, but in my old age my penis' reaction to friction is a false alarm; the second time I just had to finish myself off on her stomach, but I was lucky to do that. After that I got dressed, gave her $120 (a two-for-one!), changed back into my upstanding clothes, and off I went.
My left hip is a little shaky after all that thrusting, but other than that, I feel like a man again!
And let's hope I didn't catch the coronavirus from her!
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