I went to a party hosted by *****e*, celebrating finding new digs for herself and her son. It was a very intimate setting, just her and two other strippers (though two more were supposed to come) and, well, it was a sausage fest with ten guys, I think, in the apartment.
I like parties like that. Well, too many guys, at least nine too many. But there were a few girls, and with me having not an unlimited budget, I was able to toss some $20 dances to two of the girls and take the host to a bed, where I was finally able to cum by fucking her doggystyle.
But I wasn't hard. Never got hard after ******y rode me on a regular lap dance. *****a was there too, and she is hot as fuck, but I didn't get erect on her lapper. If I were half the age I am now, I would have been sporting wood as soon as I stepped inside. But I was flaccid no matter what those other two babes did to me.
Maybe I'm going to too many parties. Maybe I'm getting old. But this is not the first time I have, uh, underachieved. In the last three parties I have not been as hard as I should be. Hell, I don't think I've been showing my fuck stick in full for some time now.
Is it time for Viagra? Heard today that I can now get it over-the-counter.
Shoot, let's see those automated ads get filled with erectile dysfunction pills.
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