Was thinking/praying all day at work that the snowblower would work. I would try and dig my way out of six inches (I measured that this morning; the official report closest to me had 8 1/2") if I had to, but I really, really didn't want to.
Once I got home I plugged the thrower in. I had to dig out the instructions to re-remember how to turn it on, or at least try to turn it on. And I hit the electric start button and ... it fired up immediately. And unlike some times before, it did not poop out in the middle of my driveway clearing job. I plowed the snow until it was all gone. And that includes the snow I pulled down from the roof with the roof rake. The driveway is totally clean.
Once again, I confess that I felt like a total man when operating a snowblower. Totally got a hard dick. (No, I didn't, but I felt masculine, totally masculine.) And my reticence in a previous blog post about regretting living here in the winter was sucked up by an augur and flung off through a chute onto the front yard.
Now let's hope the snowblower doesn't follow a pattern like winters past where I tonight was the only time all winter it works.
Once I got home I plugged the thrower in. I had to dig out the instructions to re-remember how to turn it on, or at least try to turn it on. And I hit the electric start button and ... it fired up immediately. And unlike some times before, it did not poop out in the middle of my driveway clearing job. I plowed the snow until it was all gone. And that includes the snow I pulled down from the roof with the roof rake. The driveway is totally clean.
Once again, I confess that I felt like a total man when operating a snowblower. Totally got a hard dick. (No, I didn't, but I felt masculine, totally masculine.) And my reticence in a previous blog post about regretting living here in the winter was sucked up by an augur and flung off through a chute onto the front yard.
Now let's hope the snowblower doesn't follow a pattern like winters past where I tonight was the only time all winter it works.
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