Thursday, November 28, 2019

Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: September

Holy damn, I'm so late.  OK. ...

This is a great month.  Might be the best so far.  Nearly all of the 14 hotties look and pose great.  I'm really hard picking out favorites, but I think I did.  But allow me to give a list of great also-rans:
  • Gabrielle, Madeira Beach, Fla.;
  • Bernice, Willowbrook, Tex.;
  • Rebecca, Fort Smith, Ark.
  • Ciera, Cleartwater, Fla.;
  • Kristin, Sarasoata, Fla.;
  • Julaporn (tee-hee), Addison, Tex.;
  • and Saleena out of New York City.
Third place is Emily, from Columbia, S.C.  She's in side profile, but her lavender two-piece bikini shows off her nice abs.  Plus she's got great long hair and beautiful, beautiful smile.

Second place is the featured babe, Victoria, also out of Clearwater, Fla.  She is wearing a blue two-piece, and her top looks more like an athletic top than a bikini top.  It makes her look athletic.  And I see her body, and she looks so ... so ... athleticYessssssssssssssssss

With that being said (and yes, this is the closest month so far), I have to give it to Ember.  Why?  Ember comes from Fairview Heights, Ill., a suburb of St. Louis.  And back in the spring I vacationed there.  I brought the Hooters calendar with me and went to the Fairview Heights restaurant in the hopes that any of the (I think) four calendar waitresses of that restaurant were there to sign my calendar.  In fact two of them were.  One of them, Shaina, became a manager (also, she was in January).  (ETA that I just looked back at the Hottest Hooters Babe for January; I wrote that Shaina's photo was ruined because she posed with her arms crossed in front of her stomach.  And I also left a mental note to myself [a note that I did not look back to and heed] to bring the calendar for Shaina to sign!  And she was there to sign it!!  Yippee!!!)  But Ember was there.  She wasn't my waitress that evening, but she came over to sign.  Honestly, her photo wasn't the best, although she is plenty cute in person.  But I have an autograph from her saying, "From a hootie, to a cutie!"  So I have to put her first!

Regardless, I'll be beating off to all these ladies -- maybe before I catch up with October and, now that it's November 28, November.

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