But when I came home, she picked up my bedroom. Everything was lined up, stuff strews on the floor were put into bags, and even my charges were organized into plastic bags I didn't know I even had. This is what it's like when someone who has obsessive-compulsive disorder cleans your house. All of this took her an hour to organize, she said, but damn, my room looks so damn clean. I think I'm in love with her. And I almost regret leaving the door open when I pee so she can walk in on me with my dick out. Almost.
United States Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8: "No Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State."
Saturday, December 9, 2023
Addendum To: Not Prepared For My Stripper Girlfriend ... Cleaning
I eventually got all the "cleaning" done -- by pushing all my stuff into a room I have asked ****e* not to clean. I did this just as she got here -- I got home from watching EPL downtown, and I slept until she got here -- and then I had to leave before picking up my bedroom because I wanted to watch MLS Cup at the Black Hart.
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