Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: May

Hmmm ... now that I see this month, I'm going to say that it's above average, and yet I cannot make out a Top 5.  That's because there is, like, one that I think is better than the other 11, and then there are another half-dozen that are inseparable from each other, and then the other five that are just OK.

So here are the six that are all tied for second place, and the main knock on them:

• Houston's Candace, Kaylee out of Flint, Mich., and Aysia from Tulsa -- great bodies all, and they are all babes of color, which Hooters needs (and, to its credit if the growing number of black and brown bodies in this year's calendar is any indication, which the company is very aware of), but their faces are, uh, somewhat wack.  Kaylee's face may be the best, but her arms crossed in front of her body is a demerit against her photo.
• Michaela out of Sanford, Fla. -- hey, I remember her from last year!  She's a hottie then, and she's a hottie now, and her photo is the bomb.  But ... she was the main girl in a month last year, and I think I picked her as Hottest Babe for that month.  I'm going to try not to give seconds.
• Alexis, of Ft. Myers, Fla. -- great face, beautiful smile.  But while her black swimsuit has a plunging neckline that goes down close to her navel and reveals fantastic cleavage (and huge boobs that probably are fake), it is still a one-piece, and the girl in first is not in a one-piece.
• Jessica, out of Mishawaka, Ind. -- great smile, luscious long, brown hair.  But she's posed in side profile and her left arm is blocking her tight stomach.  And she is seen in front of a clothesline of Hooters waitress uniforms, which is, uh, hokey.

The woman in first place has no conspicuous drawbacks.  She is the main girl, Angela, hailing from Naples, Fla.  Long, straight, black hair, Mona Lisa smile, a floral print two-piece bikini, and breasts (probably fake) that spread out to show massive, massive cleavage.  The more I stare at her, the more she becomes a runaway winner for May 2020.

And the more I will masturbate to her.