Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: June

A very, very good month for talent.  Of the ten babes featured, there are six that stand out.

I can lump third through sixth together because they are somewhat interchangeable, though all are delectable:

• Ally, out of Pembroke Pines, Fla., has beautiful skin, long black hair, and a Mona Lisa smile, and a light orange two-piece swimsuit.  She's posed during low tide on the shore of a beach, and there's something ... urgggggh, aruosing in the way she arches her back.  The only problem I have is that she is posed in side profile and her left arm is front of most of her body.
• Faith, from Pasadena, Tex., has the most sheepish and thus cutest smile I've seen on a Hooters girl.  And she's holding her neck with her right hand as if she's saying, "Yeah, sorry to bother you, but ..."  She has a tight stomach, too.  The only thing off-putting about her is her bikini: Her top is purple, but she's wearing a white flower print bottom.  It doesn't match.  You would think you would want your bikini to match, wouldn't you?  Maybe that's why she's got such a bashful grin and is holding her neck: She's embarrassed by what she's wearing.
• New York City's Victoria is in orange -- that cropped shirt top that ties in the middle of the cleavage, and a bikini bottom that exposes her smokin' waist.  And I think I can see that her left side boob is lighter in shade than the rest of her body.  Ooh, she tans, and she's showing me a part of her body she doesn't normally show!  Con: While interesting to pose her in the threshold of the door, her arms are cut off, plus her long black hair cascades down the front of her left boob (the one with the pale skin), and I find that distracting.
• Tucson's Jennifer is posed on her side, also on the edge of water, and it's a striking pose.  She's gorgeous too: Almost white hair, porcelain skin, and a blue two-piece.  Unfortunately, her right hand (she's posed on her left side) covers her stomach.  Also, unlike, Ally, Jennifer's hair is not wet.  It's as if she carefully laid herself down so as not to ruin her hair.  Kind of weird.

There are two hot women whose pictures are just about flawless.  In second place is Halie, out of Houma, La.  Full frontal shot (a prerequisite), long brown hair, a two-piece bikini in shocking deep blue, and beautiful brown skin.

But I got to give the award to The Main Girl, Heather, hailing from Atlantic City.  Sporting long blonde hair and a light blue (maybe eggplant) two-piece bikini, she's kneeling on sand near a dune (or she's posed on a staged set with sand, fence and a sign saying "Keep Off The Dunes").  Like Halie, Heather has a hot stomach and is smiling.  I just like Heather's smile more.  So, congratulations to Heather!

And I will enjoy masturbating to these group of women when I have time.